Jeremy Wenick recently went to Fantasy Con where people dress up as mythical creatures, except he went as a T-rex. He thought they weren’t real.
Late last night, we here at Owl News received an anonymous tip from a source close to Presidential Candidate Jeremy Wenick confirming the gaffe. Our source revealed to us that Wenick was indeed an annual attendee to the world-famous “Fantasy Con”, taking place in Las Vegas this year. Fantasy Con is known for its imaginative and strange costumes, where attendees dress up as unicorns, bigfoot, centaurs, dragons and more.
Wenick’s attendance during the course of his campaign alone raises questions of his maturity and fitness (Shouldn’t he be busy crafting policy?) but we learned this damning reality about his education as well. Numerous sources confirmed that Wenick arrived as a Tyrannosaurus Rex, the king of the dinosaurs—but Jeremy seems to be the king of the dim-witted. He is still not aware of his unfortunate mistake.
An additional source, Wenick’s mother, who accompanied him to the event, confirmed these reports: “I always thought he dressed that way to be ironic.” When confronted about his primary education, Wenick couldn’t recall dinosaurs ever being included in the curriculum. This raises suspicion of the integrity of his education.
Wenick seemed “completely oblivious,” according to eye-witness Peggy Kazamakis, who has been attending “Fantasy Con” for 23 consecutive years, just shy of Wenick’s 25-year streak.
According to Jerel Umami, a food vendor at the convention, he confronted Wenick and asked him “Why he was dressed as a dinosaur when they are real?”, to which he allegedly replied, “Do you still believe in Santa and the tooth fairy too? Dinosaurs aren’t real, everyone knows that!”
This news is not only astonishing, but reveals secrets about Wenick’s character that raises questions about his education and competence. Would you really want this type of uneducated person to run your country?
‘Dino-gate’: Wenick caught costumed
By Mira Romberg and Landon Warner